Ghostext

Noun: You feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, but when you check to see the text, you find that it doesn't exist.

It can be played off as "seeing the future", because often times you receive said text after your phone is put back in your pocket.

Jose felt his phone vibrate and got excited, but when he pulled out his phone he saw that it was only a ghostext.

Boob Shake

Verb: The action of exchanging polite gropes.
Like a hand shake, but the persons grab each other's boobs as a greeting rather than hands.

When Molly walked in the door, Yolanda greeted her with a welcoming boob shake.

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