tit sucker 3000

Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!

“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”

peannipisol

A pean that is very large placed on the nipple.

“Hey John why do you have a pean in your nipple?” “Oh I just grew a peannipisol!”

if you're over here who's flickering the lights?

Squidward’s famous words before he got his bussy chopped off by the hash slinging slasher

“I am not flickering the lights you dumb shit”
“if you're over here who's flickering the lights?”

nicki minaj's bra

Nicki minaj’s bra is probably sad because it’s small 😢😢😢😢☹️

“Why is your bra small?”
Oh well it is because it is nicki minaj's bra

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