hoky fukci

Hoky Fukci was a practice first founded in ancient Nepal, high in the Himalayan Mountains. Once used as a deterrent for evil, chi-blocking spirits, it fell into utter disuse for a few hundreds of years after the monks had banned its practice due to the horrific nature of the sexual act. Now it resides only in legend and myth, and the occasional frat party.

Grab that chick from downstairs and Hoky Fukci, if you get my meaning.