PB

An abbreviation for "pulsating boner" used by Cyclists in place of Dinwoodie, often mistaken by people outwith the cycling fraternity for "Personal Best"

Cyclist : Yo man, 30 minutes to cycle to work and I got a PB

Non Cyclist : You said it only took you 25 minutes last week, how can 30 be a PB ?

Cyclist : It's a bike thing man, you wouldn't understand

Non Cyclist : Hahahahaha... You've got a Dinwoodie

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Santos

A strange, mystical Neanderthal like creature that allegedly roams the Caucasus (with the exception of Mount Elbrus) and the Kazakh Steppe.

Although there has never been any conclusive proof that the "Santos" actually exists rumours abound in the folklore of the region and the similarity in description across all the different countries cast some sort of credibility to it's existence.

The creature is said to be of "swarthy" appearance and has a lumbering gait that makes it appear to stagger as though drunk with the Azerbaijani, Dagestan, Chechnya and some Georgian people referring to it as "Chorni Chuchka Santos", and the Kazakhs calling it "Monkeyears Santos"

There are many rumours of conflicts between the Santos and local villagers and it is said to be aggressive if cornered and bears the scars of many battles.

It's said it moves between the Caucasus and the Kazakh Steppe by swimming the Caspian Sea and there have been limited sightings reported in the Ural River in Atyrau, however most local experts believe it migrates over frozen areas of the Caspian during the winter months.

It is reportedly a solitary creature that eats fermented fruit which may account for it's drunken like state in many of it's sightings

Wow man, that's rarer than a Santos !!

Check him out dude, he's like a staggering Santos

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Cabrera

Doing a "Cabrera" is to lose the rag and throw the toys out of your pram when you don't get your own way after trying to manipulate the rules in your favour.

It was first witnessed in late 2009 in Baku, Azerbaijan when a normally placid, intelligent Welsh guy suddenly went ballistic after being told that his opinion of the rules of a certain competition were not exactly in line with the ACTUAL rules that had been set for that competition.
If the resultant explosion of anger, rage and frustration could be harnessed then the World's energy crisis would be solved for at least the next four millennia !!

Gaz : "Dude, your guy has just been disqualified from that competition"

Steve : "I'll bring in my reserve then shall I ?"

Gaz : "No way dude, your guy started and was disqualified"

Steve : "You bunch of f*****g, ars***e sh***ing B**T***S !!!"

Gaz : "Wow dude, you're having like a MONSTER Cabrera !!"

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Dinwoodie

A Dinwoodie is similar to a woodie (or woody) and is used to describe an erection.

The main difference between a "Dinwodie" and a standard "woodie" is the origin of the state of stiffness.

A "Dinwoodie" is generally obtained as a direct result of stimulation from direct contact with lycra cycling shorts (must have chamois crotch) and friction against the saddle of a racing bicycle.

The effect is most noticable amongst cyclists who wear ridiculously coloured lycra racing outfits, cycling "spumble" helmets and mirrored sunglasses.

Some cyclists refuse to use the term due to it's ever increasing popularity amongst the general public and use the cycling fraternity "insider" definition "PB" which many members of the public thing refers to a "personal best" time when it actually means "pulsating boner"

Check that guy out on the bike, you can see his Dinwoodie !!

North Lanarkshire is full of Dinwoodies during the cycling season !!

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Wraithmell

A Wraithmell is a moment of extreme panic or shock experienced by a male when he gets "hit on" by a horny/crazy slut in a bar.
Symptoms include a fluttering heartbeat, temporary loss of speech, deep reddening of the face and in severe cases a retraction of the testicles back into the body similar to the manouvre used by sumo wrestlers to protect their nads during a wrestling bout.

Check him out !! He's gone all Wraithmell because that chick wants his huey !!!

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Steve Bennett

A rounded, bespectacled, hairy creature with an insatiable appetite for alcohol and a deviant liking of root vegetables.

Gaz : "Have you seen Bennett ? We're supposed to be going out tonight"

Al : "Steve Bennett ?"

Gaz : "Don't be crazy man, no one can handle a night out with Steve Bennett"

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McBain

To have legs like bleached white pipecleaners and bear a striking facial resemblence to Mr Bean.

Check out that dude in the shorts.... he's SO McBain !!!

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