Put in the Pipe(line)

An exclamation of success. If something has been "put in the pipe" it has been completed to a high degree of satisfaction.

Put in the pipe(line):
"I put that exam in the pipe, I did so well"
"I jeeted on the first date, they got put in the pipeline"

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The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.

"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".