County Road 409

Anal Sex with a female

I can’t wait to date Stefani, I heard she will let you take her down County Road 409.

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Niggers-Checkbook

Extremely fucked up to the max.

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.

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Tumbling Asian

When you are getting head from a woman at the top of the stairs. Then you ejaculate in her eyes causing her to squint, lose her balance, and fall down the stairs.

Bro I was getting topped off last night by Tiffany on the stairway then I blasted on her face, she couldn’t see, then fell backwards down the stairs like a tumbling Asian.

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Uncuckable

Blind people.

Sharon tried to fuck her boyfriends best friend in from him but since Phillip is blind he is uncuckable.

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