The Quick Swap

When you’re having sex and are in doggy style blindfold and switch out with your friend. After about 5 minutes he will take the blindfold off and you’ll be standing in the window letting your girlfriend have a crisis.

“What’s wrong with your girlfriend?”

“I did the quick swap on her”.

Goober

This fucker is the kind of person to name their kid Le4che. This is the peak of absolute idiocy. This person is the person to slash open tents and throw trash in a river. This person deserves to die a slow painful death for their sins. This person is entitled and disgusting. If you see a goober call that fucker out.

“Dude I slashed open a hobos tent haha!”

“What the fuck Carl you’re such a fucking goober!”

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