Under-Onesie

The formation that occurs when a guy tucks his undershirt into his underwear.

Nat, when you bend over, I can see your Under-Onesie. I guess your torso never gets cold.

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Balloon knot spot

Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.

Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.

Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?

Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!

ballsass

v.

Bad.

Shitty.

1. Today is a ballsass day.

2. Judy, stop being such a ballsass!

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s guy

n.
1. Some guy

A nobody.

Originated from Ken Griffey, Jr. Baseball for Super Nintendo. Making a team from scratch can often be a tedious and arduos task. Trying to come up with names to fill your entire roster is boring and stupid. So, to speed up the process, players like "Some Guy" tend to make the team. Since we are talking 16-bit, the game cuts off the first name and replaces it with the first letter. Hence, S. Guy.

2. A male who acts out of place.

Sometimes shortened to "an s"

1. Who the hell is going to be playing in the NHL in 2005... S. Guy?

2. Stop being an s.

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underpang

n.

Spanish slang for underpants/underwear

"Hey Cabrera, nice underpang!"

Hornerism

n.
The act or an example of repeating mindless cliches or sayings that do not even make sense in the context.

A common Hornerism is

*sighs* "Man, I'm up to my elbows in alligators and busier than a one armed paper hanger in a pile of quicksand and that is, is the bottom line."

This would only be a Hornerism if the person who said this just got back from a 2-hour lunch with perspective "customers" who just happen to amount to no business.

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phil collins

The overrated drummer for Genesis who took on a solo career to do Disney songs and blow Elton John.

I agree that Phil Collins is crap.

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