CFD

Chiefly biology:
Colossal Faggot Disorder is

a genetic disorder that is typically associated with sexual impotence as well as mental incompetence. The average IQ of a young adult with CFD ranges from 45-55, but this varies widely. There is a 75% correlation between CFD and Erectile Dysfunction accounting for a 10℅ margin of error.

1. There is a direct correlation between Noam's CFD and sexual impotence.

2. If that Davids kid didn't have CFD, he wouldn't have so much trouble performing perfunctory tasks such as tying his shoes.

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Gribbin

Having ones shit together. Used to describe a person who gets it in life and is generally well liked and charming.

Yo, the guy working behind the counter at Subway is hilariously on point in his Al Gore immitations. What a gribbin guy!

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laughronym

An acronym chiefly pertaining to laughter. Lol, lmfao, rofl, are all common laughronyms.

My friend from Chicago is the only one I know who says "Gwaf" and "lhh". I guess these laughronyms are used where he lives.

Texdiety

Anxiety caused chiefly by the death of ones phone battery while trying to respond to a text.

I had bad texdiety because my phone died while trying to text back my crush.