midgets arse

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.

I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.

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Aiden

A common Irish name meaning "fiery"after the Gaelic sun god which was once rare in the US. Nowadays, Aiden is a very common and generic name; virtually every other fucktaded, basic bitch millennial who watched Sex in the City and/or wants to boost about having sliver of Irish heritage has a son named Aiden/Aden/Aidan (or a name that rhymes like Haiden). Most boys named Aiden are whiny, annoying, spoiled, geeky, pussies with mushroom haircuts. They likely have ADD/OCD/ASD; they are allergic to everything including grass so, they refuse to play outside.

Mrs. Hightower: "Good morning class and welcome to 1st grade. My name is Mrs. Hightower. I'm going to do a roll call please say 'here' when I call your name...Aiden Anderson."

Aiden A.: "HEEERE!"

Mrs. Hightower: Hello...Aidan Benedico"
Aiden B: "He ooooh"

Mrs. Hightower: "Ok...Aiden Cassidy."

Aiden C.: "Here!"

Mrs. Hightower: (under her breath) Geez, it seems everybody and there brother is named Aiden nowadays...Alright, Aiden D'Silva..."

Aiden D.: "Here!"

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Toffee Bracelet

The brown hoop left around ones wrist after dishing out an anal fisting.

After punishing Marc's bumhole with my fist, I was left with a toffee bracelet.

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