When two men stand back to back holding the other manâs dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.
âSo I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.
When one lays on their belly and the other one lays on top of the other one back to back ass to ass flexing their butt cheeks causing ripples through their bodies.
I witnessed two punks doing the 99 in their cars in the parking of Dollar General.
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The act in which two straight men "Besties"
Poke each other with erect penis at
various locations on the body, avoiding the
anus and mouth hole, as this would raise a
red flag and ultimately disqualify them
from the ritual for LIFE! given they don't
have any flags at the end of the ritual, they
will have earned the highest level of an
elite relationship, and wear the title "POGO
BROTHERS". note: a referee will need to be
present at the time of the ritual.
Sam: Hey, did you hear about Rick?
Jim: No.
Sam: I heard him and Ben are now
"Pogo Brothers"
The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.
(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)
Dale: hey âJim! why you walking like that?â
Jim: âOhâ¦I was up late Playing with Nessie.â
Dale: âGoddamn!â
Jim: âThat'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.â
An act in which a man swiftly and seamlessly swoops in and gets a hand full of nuts "Berries" then drops to his knees and begins preforming fellatio in hopes to release that sweet "Cream" from within.
Nick: âhey, see that man?â
Steve: yeah.
Nick: âI'd love to give him some Berries and Cream.â
When you have sex doggy-style slapping her ass the whole time making it bright red and then shoot ropes on her phat ass making it a strawberry shortcake.
I was having sex with Bryan the other night and turned me into a strawberry shortcake.
An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.
âHey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god sheâs making my nutts hurt over here.â