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When two consenting men wrap their phallusi around one another like the symbol of medicine.
So, how do we make the medic symbol with our penises.
When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.
Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!
When one sticks their crystal inside their partner's b-hole and then takes it out and draws on the person's back with said crystal.
During this year's peyote conference I gave my non-binary lover a Woodstock Tattoo.
That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.
This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.
An untapped twink, unexplored territory, virgin ground waiting to be PLOWED.
I better get that White-hot Junior before it ain't junior no more.
4π 1π
Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.
With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.
6π 3π
When you apply too much Downy Unstoppable and you get unstoppable confidence because you smell good and stuff.
Fat nerd: Wow that old lady who just showed up at our school is sooo cool, it's like she's unstoppable!
Gay nerd: I know she must have Downy Syndrome.