Leave it to fatass.

An expression uttered when an obese friend is responsible for something being fucked up.

Ken - "So can I help you rake your lawn today?"
Pete - "No, that fatfuck broke the rake taking leaves out of my truck."
Ken - "*Sigh,* Leave it to fatass."

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Dumpwatcher

n. - A person who secretly or openly likes to and will admit to watching other people take a dump, usually in a public restroom.

Lets get the hell out of here, that dumpwatcher is eating the urinal cakes.

champagne-shit

v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.

Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"

Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."

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