The village idiot

George Bush
George Bush is an idiot

George Bush: The Village Idiot.
A village in Texas is missing it's idiot.

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Reading

Home of emos, punks,goths, and lots (and I mean LOTS) of stoner grunge kids. Bad shopping,no music scene,basically the suburban version of London.
Also,lots of snobby rich kids who are *down* with grindie and worsip Alex Turner,even though they've never set foot on a council estate in their lives.
Strangely chav free town.Rumours persist they were hunted down and burned in a 1800s' style way.

Reading:Suburbia in denial.
"Wow,look at that seven year old kid smoking pot and rocking out to Velvet Underground CDs! He's a PRO,man!"

"Let's go to Reading!"
"Meh..."

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oh em gee, I'm so scene

Say it and see how long it takes for someone to punch you.
The world record currently stands at 12 minuites 16 seconds.

"oh em gee,I'm so scene" the girl in the Panic! At The Disco shirt squealed.
Exactly 5 minuites 2 seconds later a group of kids in Mudhoney and Black Flag shirts set upon her.
Once they were finished, the only thing left of her was her hella cute hairband.
My,how awful.
oh em gee, I'm so scene

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brendon urie'd

To be hit in the face with a water bottle,as made poular by Panic! At The Disco frontman Brendon Urie at the 2006 Reading and Leeds Festival. Often has hilarious effects.

"That motherfucker stole my bitch,I'm gonna Bredon Urie him!"~Throws water bottle~"Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!"
An example of beeing Brendon Urie'd

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Halloween

The one day of the year you can beg strangers for food and not get told to fuck off. As long as you're dressed up like a ghost/the devil/transvestite.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.

"I love Halloween!"
Children,drunk and horny teenagers,liberal parents,devil worshippers,goths and overweight paedophiles all LOVE Halloween.

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boyband

Any band put together by corporate machines to feed off the pre-pubescent or teen audience:in other words,a band not about music but about money,fame and greed.
Always consist of preety boys,used to latch on to horny teenage girls with a non-threatning image.
Just another word for lame,really.

Boyband:
~Backstreet Boys
~N*Sync
~Westlife
~Busted

Boybands: 60% of what they play on MTV (the other 40% being 20% hip-hop 19% rap and 1% good music.)

Boybands: Studies show 90% of all boyband members are closet homosexuals.True story.

Boybands:Must be destroyed.

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the libertines

A British band that captured the hearts and mind of a whole NME reading generation during the 00s.
Led by two men so close they were possibly bottom sexual, Peter Doherty and Carlos Barrat,The Libs recorded two albums before sailing off down Ol Albion but leave a rich legend which will grow when Pete Doherty dies of smack overdose,which seems to be inevatble.
Libertines fans are notoriously obbsesive and will punch you if you so much sneer at their beloved band.
Pete went onto front the pathetic Babyshambles,Carl and ex-Libs drummer Gary formed the sexy Dirty Preety Things and John (ex-guitarist) with Yeti.
Unsurprsingly,none of them are as good as The Libertines.
Some people are still hoping for a reunion. :)

The Libertines were awesome. As was watching Pete And Carl make out,as they sometimes did during shows.Mmmmm...

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