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When you go to look something up on your phone and get distracted by something else that you see on your phone, resulting in your forgetting the reason you went on your device in the first place.
Beth took our her cell to look up the name of the name of the new broadway show about which she had heard great things, but she got recelled once she noticed some new text messages from her teenage daughter. We never ended up finding out the name of that show.
A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not
That faux selfie of Rosie looks super authentic; I would've sworn that she took the selfie herself.
Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
A poop so large that it, upon completion, enables the dumper to drop down a waist size and/or a notch in their belt.
I feel especially light on my feet after that size dropper I left back in your bathroom. I'm a 31 waist for at least the next few hours.
A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.
I didnât realize that Paulâs call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.
A wager in which the loser is required to purchase a gift on EBay for the winner for a pre-determined amount of money (e.g., $25) or range (e.g., $25-$30).
I can't believe that I lost the EBet to JZ on the last hole. Now I need to find something cool for him on EBay for $25.
An unusually small-sized avocado.
In order to make my famous guacamole, you can use 3 regular sized avocados or 6 avokiddos.