Jimmy

That annoying work colleague who cannot handle not being the centre of attention.
A Jimmy will eat all of your food even though he is lactose intolerant and it contains cheese. He will then wonder why he shits his pants all the time.
A Jimmy loves using long words even though he has no idea what they mean.

A Jimmy will steal your phone and take a picture of his scrotum even though it looks like the back of an old man's head.
A Jimmy will respond to any question with the answer "Your mum" even though it is no longer 1992.

Stop being so Jimmy, just sit there and shut your mouth.

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