chipping in

Taking a crap or vomiting into the hole at a golf course.

Ted watch out, jim is chipping in on the 11th hole. gnarly

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hello & goodbye

The hello and goodbye is a routine usually preformed by a girlfriend or wife where she both starts the sexual encounter with a cock in her mouth(hello!) and ends the encounter with the same cock in her mouth(goodbye). (In between that period she is fucked lavishly) Just a standard blow job does not count as a "hello and goodbye".

My wife woke me this morning with The "hello & goodbye". And then she went to work and I went back to bed.

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poison poke

Banging a slut with poison oak on your junk and not telling her. So bad, but man does it feel so good.

You remember that stripper Krista? I gave her the poison poke last night. Best way to scratch it Ive ever found. Didnt tell her, bet she hates her life today!

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