bullet cannon

Bullet cannon is what a toilet sees after you scoff down too many pigs n blankets and sweaty chicken legs on Christmas Day.

Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!

clengal

Dirty smelly socks that when you touch them it makes ur hand sweat and turn bright pink like a tulip

Jayden went for a wank searched his floor for a sock, picked one up ‘ohhhhhhh dayum not again I have contracted clengals on my nob now I look like a dog with its lipstick out’

pedo sandwich

When you are in the middle seat of a family journey in between both ur grubby uncles.

Can we go for a pit stop it feels like a pedo sandwich back in here