break shitty

A lame-ass defence commonly used by prison inmates, adolescent children and adulterous spouses.

Bubba: What if the guard finds my shank?
Clyde: Just "break shitty". Act all pissed-off and say,"Why the hell are you rummaging through my damn mattress evey time I step out for a shower!".

duckfoot

Prison name for a life sentence or sometimes a nickname for someone serving a life sentence.

Bubba: Who's that new-cock on "D" block?
Clyde: They be callin' him Duckfoot. I guess he's doin' a life sentence.

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