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Dicksicion : That resolution a male makes or reach based entirely on how horny he is. You can spot a dicksicion on weekends or any other drinking and debauchery situations, normaly by a fairly attractive male smooching or leaving the club with a hideously ugly female with super assets. this also applies to impregnating below average women based on facial or physical attractiveness.
1. Hey dude, check, Baniroquai is leaving the club with that ferociously ugly chick.
2. Dude 1: hey man I have just found out No Teeth Nancy is pregnant with my mini me.
Dude 2: duuuuuuuuuude! what the fuck happened?
Dude 1: wrong dicksicion man, wrong dicksicion.
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Someone so totally uber smart that he/she makes other geniuses go "geez!" and is known to temporarily elude description due to his/her awesomeness
Genius #1 "That dude got 350 in an exam marked out of a 100
Genius #2 "yeah and I hear he can devide by zero, during sleep"
Genius #3 "Geezius!"
Non-Genius "blasphemy is not cool dude, not cool"
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The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.
Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.
...Quantum Sleep...
After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.
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The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.
example:
Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.
...Quantum Sleep...
After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.
unemployment boss appointment regret early
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