Gun Sword

That’s right. Gun swords. It’s pretty damn self explanatory.

Man 1- “Did someone say gun swords?!”
Man2- “GUN SWORDS?!”

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Big Brian

A phrase used in place of “big brain” when choosing to express emotion over someone’s actions. On the Big Brian scale, the starting point is small Brian, ultimately representing someone who isn’t the brightest crayon in the box. The scale then goes up into a point at the top; medium Brian, representing someone who has intellectual value. It then goes back down; Big Brian, again representing someone without intellectual value. Brian is the small man living in your head, he controls everything you do, and documents all your thoughts. When he is small he can’t reach the drawers, when he is big he is stumbling over things.

Man- “Hey look at that bro, he just tripped and fell!”
Man 2- “Hahahaha, big brain”
Man 3- *slowly turns towards man 2, and chokes him* “Excuse me Brendon...I think you mean big Brian.”

poopy

yummy breakfast

i ate some poopy today

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Chronological Liam

A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places you’d least expect.

Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”

Jimmy Pesto

The worst italian american man i know

jimmy pesto: *does something that makes me rage inside*