Ganter

Girls attempts at banter.

The banter scale goes as follows:

Ganter - Substandard, ill informed, attempted banter. Usually produced by girls.

Banter - anything amusing

Manter - extremely amusing banter. Only created by men.

Girl: "Oh god I just don't know whether to have the chocolate chip or cookie dough???"

Other Girl: "Why don't you just have both!

Girl: "Oh my god! You are so bad! ha ha ha"

Boy: "Your ganter is shite. Which is an oxymoron I guess."

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bubbling like a snail

When a woman becomes aroused and her vagina becomes moist with anticipation. If you are lucky bubbles can form. There may be a link to the bubbles and dehydration which is being investigated.

The bubbles are similar to those that a snail produces for reasons very few people care about.

"After Sharon felt my six-pack i could tell she was bubbling like a snail"

"After I saw his massive johnson I started bubbling up like a snail"

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