Etown College

The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.

Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.