Cassidy

Cassidy is a cunning linguist, a fucking gymnast; he will cunnilingus on your

pussy lips like a cookies n' cream thickshake.

Some people say that
he has delusions of grandeur, however his grandeur is in no way a delusion; as when he simply makes eye contact with any female, their G-Spots explode like Hiroshima X 911.

He is a multi-millionaire philanthropist and humanitarian; He will turn any man's girlfriend into an aquarium full of fish.

He is also super sensitive and caring. As the leader of The International Feminists Association For Feminists, he is the number one women's rights activist in the entire world

Cassidy is a God amongst men

Cassidy, I have your results in and your penis weighs exactly 11 kilograms