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When you have sex so hard and fast, that friction ignites your pubes setting them on fire.
Babe, the first 30 seconds was amazing. The 31st second was where it went all wrong, I got ginger pubes and had to dunk my ball in the sink.
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Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.
Dad gave himself a texan cockshot, that is why you are adopted
A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.
welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities
Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
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Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes