Taking a dump for so long that your group misses the chance to do something it planned, like seeing the Liberty Bell, because it is waiting on you.
Skier 1: Early ski lift line opens in 5 minutes...where is Holly?
Skier 2: She has been in the bathroom since breakfast.
Skier 1: I hope she doesn't Liberty Bell us again, early tracks only last for 30 minutes.
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