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Sìr Gankalot

"The western Canyon."

The best jungler the west has ever seen. Even cheetahs fear his godlike speed. If he chooses the card player, every lane crumbles under his pressure. Is known for boosting less fortunate players above their normal elo. Has a 30 inch cock. Males and females get wet when they see him.

Oh my god, Sìr Gankalot just ganked me. I think I lost my virginity the second time.

by Bardo Beutlin November 24, 2021


HWale California

The best jungler the West has ever seen. The next canyon. Proud member of +25cm. Born without genitals. Granny enjoyer. Is feared across the rift. Had a foursome in a coatch once. Horses were involved (maybe). Intim relationship with HWale Blauwal because he has akshan as profile picture /african memba. Was birthed with extremly high elo gameplay. He/Crocodile

OMG (said by female). " I just saw a play by HWale California. I came 3 times."

by Bardo Beutlin March 6, 2022