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Twist of Fate

One of the Finishers from Jeff Hardy,Matt Hardy,Lita, Christy Hemme:

A finishing move where the half-grapple of a Three-quarter Facelock Bulldog is twisted into the Three-Quarter facelock.

Another variation is the Reverse of Fate where the opponents is bend to his back and then applying the Twist of Fate.

HOLY ****! Jeff Hardy just the Twist of Fate !!!
Christy Hemme's Twist of Fate looks like crap.

by Bari June 19, 2005

70πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"

Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*

by Bari April 15, 2005

320πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


suk mah dik

short for SUCK MY DICK.

often used in l33t speak.

Cartgass:"OMFG I r0xx0rz teh World of Warcraft"
Bari :"Suk mah dik, kthxbye"

by Bari May 6, 2005

39πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


One Night Stand

The dirtiest form of pointless sex.
A guy or a girl meets someone at some place (usually dance club)
and decides to have sex (only one time) with
that person without getting into a relationship.

The next day you leave without saying anything and
hoping that you didn't get any STDs...

Speaking of STDs,it's the easiest way to get STDs from
unknown sex partners, have fun!

People consider girls who had One Night Stands as whores.

Guy A: " Did you hear that? Jannete had already 5 One Night Stands!!"
Guy B:" Really? What a slut!"
Guy A:"Wonder how she feels after getting banged and thrown away like trash!"

by Bari January 27, 2006

1556πŸ‘ 1014πŸ‘Ž


Detective Conan

A manga/anime where a 16-years old student solves cases like Sherlock Holmes.
His name is Shinichi Kudo(u) and still goes to school.
One day, after a date with Ran Mori he is witness to a deal by black-coated men and some boss of a company.
One black-coated guy named Vodka notices him and knocks Shinichi down.
Vodka gives him a new developed poison which kills without a trace.
But Shinichi doesn't die and somehow he got turned back into a child !!!
To take cover , he hides at Ran Moris place, whose father Kogoro is also a detective.
Ran doesn't know that it's Shinichi,
since he calls himself Conan Edogawa.

Since then, he puts Kogoro into sleep with his tranq-watch and imitates his voice to solve cases.

Conan can solve any mystery!!!

by Bari June 19, 2005

52πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Jenna Jameson

Was born in Las Vegas - Nevada - USA on April 9th, 1974.

168cm and has huge juicy breasts.

Jenna Jameson is one of the hottest women on earth.

Best Movie: Dangerous Tides

Jenna Jameson:
"I try my hardest to push the point that I am a feminist.
I really think it's important that people know that the women in this industry are empowered.
They run it, man. It's awesome"

by Bari June 4, 2005

35πŸ‘ 1042πŸ‘Ž


pregnant

your end of life...

you are totally fucked.

OWNED

OWNED she is pregnant.

by Bari April 21, 2005

1470πŸ‘ 809πŸ‘Ž