David

One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.

There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.