garbage-noise

Any so-called music that is actually just fancy noise. It is especially garbage if the music is unfortunately liked by many stupid people.

I can't believe I payed like 4 billion dollars to go to this Counting Crows concert. It's just a painful marathon of garbage-noise. Can someone euthanizes me soon? I hope the band's plane crashes.

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Strangepuss

Any girl at a party you may not know the identity of.

hey, are you calling jill tonight once you get drunk?

naw, i think i'm just gonna find some strangepuss.

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Complicating

a superior definition of "complicated".

Damn, this math problem is hard.

So? Would you say it's complicated?

What? No. Idiot. The correct term is complicating.

I think you're mistaken.

That's why you're dumb.

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Anal Leash

People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.

-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.

-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??

-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.

-I don't.

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4 Billion

The exact number of any exaggerated quantity of anything (minutes, books, tacos, etc.).

Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?

What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!

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butt fluid

The gelatinous, viscous, amalgamation of diarrhea and usually seminal fluid that drips from the anal orifice down to the catholic schoolgirl knee-socks after a romping good round of buttsex.

Teacher: What is 3+3?

Student 1: I smell poop.

Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??

Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.

Teacher: Well, go confess.

Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.

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buttholes

1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.

2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.

3. The holes in butts.

I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.

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