Vagneumonia

Term for when the vagina is feeling under the weather during flu season.

Daisy: "Child my cootercat feels feverish and has the chills!"

Corky: "I think you might have vagneumonia. You better hit the free clinic."

Bologna Butt

A female who's cooch smells so bad the restroom stinks like a bologna hoagie with extra onions after she uses it. Possibly caused by lack of pubic landscaping.

Co-Worker #1: "Bologna Butt must have been in the ladies room again cuz it smells like a Hoagie in there."
Co-Worker #2: "I know she needs to trim that bush."

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Jockey Gerbil

Massive amount of male pubic hair.

"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"

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