gombur

A socially based bacterial virus with the ability to infest electrical systems such as internet relay chat. Unknown until the late 90's but has since it's discovery ruined countless hours of joy for the entire human population by emiting whine of imense and extraordinary magnitudes. It is constantly developing new ways to exterminate the human race and medical science has so far not yet been able to bring a solution to this problem. Current habitat is unknown, but it has been reportet to have left it's nest to become a monk of a Shaolin temple.

By devouring a monkey in late 2003, the gombur gave birth to aids and numerous other lethal human deceases.

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