Bum Goblin

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

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drown a copper

To take a shit, lay a cable.

Uh oh, things are getting strenuous. Just popping off to drown a copper.

Barker's Rope

Dog shit,Hound Cable.

I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.

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chubby brown

1.) A short, fat shit.

2.) A short, fat, shit 'comedian'.

"Hmmm... before I go see Chubby Brown tonight, I'll drop a Chubby Brown down the bog..."

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put to the sword

To shag, fuck, bang.

I'm out on the pull tonight. Some girl's gonna be put to the sword.

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brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

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brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.

"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"

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