Pleuritis Fakematica

When one fakes an illness, it's known as Pleuritis Fakematica

nibba1: Hey where's nibba3
nibba2: Oh he got Pleuritis Fakematica
nibba1: lol

E-shoes

a dumb gadget that generates electricity with walking but explodes after five steps

Mike: you're so dumb.
dylan: suck my exploding e-shoes.
everyone in the world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!