Large Pink eraser

A large pink eraser is a synthetic rubber block shape, used to erase pencil marks. It is large, it is pink.

Person 1: "Oh no I made a spelling error!"
Person 2: *Whips out his large pink eraser* "Use this"
Person one: *fucking dies*

Hat

It is a hat, you put it on your head.

Person one: (you) "What is a hat?"
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."

The United states

Great Britain

Person 1: I love the united states
Person 2: The accused, Person 1, is guilty of treason, and shall therefore be hanged, by the neck, until death.

Paginsti

The indian war chief who conquered the americas in 1281 AD, all americans bow down to him, south americans, north americans, Canadians, The people who live in minnesota, even YOU, and Osama Bin Laden Himself.

Person 1: "Did you bow down to Paginsti?"
Person 2: "No." *Instantly dies*