Chobee

The receiver of a dunt to the back of the head with a cushion.

Gordon had it coming, that cunt deserves to be a chobee

The Real Business

Expression used to describe partying at a higher level, taking no regard for anyone other than fellow Real Businessmen. Indulging in a full on frenzied binge of all of the goodness life can handle. Balls to the wall.

I was out with Dunc last night, we started off in a techno filled strip club with a couple of coked up hookers, then we went round to Johny's and got fired into The Real Business

Chob

To hit or prod someone in the back of the head with a cusion or pillow.

I am not a fan of Gordon, I really wish somone would chob that cunt.