masterpranking

The act of pulling a prank on one's self in order to cast off suspicion from an earlier prank. A tactic often used when one is preparing for the ultimate prank in a series that will produce great personal enjoyment at the expense of others.

After the warranted egging of his neighbors' homes and masterpranking his own house (less than the others of course) Sanchez began planning for the imminent round of flaming bags of dog poop.

dick highway

The lack of facial hair from the bottom of one’s chin to his mouth caused by friction due to prolonged ingestion of cock over a long period of time.

Greg sucks so much cock that his chin has become a dick highway.

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