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cum cough

When a female inadvertently swallows male ejaculate in a way that it "goes down the wrong pipe" and produces a cough.

His spload was so forceful and deep in her throat as she swallowed that she was caught off guard. The tickle in her throat was too much and she produced a cum cough. They both died laughing!!!

by Barry Flomar January 23, 2004

47πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


viking voyeur

A male who is sexually aroused and gratified by watching his female partner being pleasured before he takes her like a viking pirate rendering her breathless and helplessly entranced.

My saty is always surprising me with his viking voyeurism. I love his surprises!

by Barry Flomar January 21, 2004

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


moving cargasm

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.

She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.

by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004

37πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


muscle tits

n. breasts characterized by their firm and taut appearance and feel. Usually on the smaller side, nice to grab, however, not very bouncy.

Dude...she was hot! I liked her tight little body and I even liked her cute little muscle tits!

by Barry Flomar January 22, 2004

54πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


sexpectorate

v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.

That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!

by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004


fuck friends

n. When two people have a friendship involving casual intimate encounters usually of a sexual nature. Typically, the pair have regular romps without any heavy strings attached. The two people scrump and hump without obligation to be more than casual intimate friends.

My fuck friend is uncanny. He is the bomb and I love it when he explodes in my pussy.

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004

266πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


hottie

n. A male who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make women burn with desire.

In a word...Brett

by Barry Flomar January 29, 2004

65πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž