Cranky replusive high school student who threatens those smaller than him but is still constantly mocked. Hated by funny Jamaican Earth Science teacher.
"I almost went blind looking at Abominable trailer!"
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Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.
"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"
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Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.
"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"
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math professor who mispronounces zero and studies students pictures in his free time. Can't teach for anything!
"What was the Voodoo Robot talking about today?"
what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of "jizz, waste and dildo"
It might snow in Detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.
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Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.
"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"
Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.
"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"
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