Yooouusshhhh

The act of jumping off something e.g. A chair, steps, logs or a pile of fish. Whilst you're mid air, push your lower jaw out and show your bottom teeth. Just as you land say 'yoooouusshhhhh'

Matt- 'Hey Steve whys Chris doing over there? I keep seeing him jumping off that car and making a weird face and noise.'

Steve-'Don't worry about him, he's just doing. Yooouusshhhh'.

Purple Monkey

Slang for homosexual.

Back in the late 90s in one of the geography classrooms of the Greensward School was a jungle scene. One of the animals drawn on purple paper was a monkey with a limp wrist. From that moment on homosexuals was known as purple monkeys.

Person a- I went round John's house last night, found out he was a purple monkey!

Person b- so you've got a sore arse then?!

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