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Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I gots the bum terrors somethin' aweful!!
Did you get the bum terrors after that meal last night? I fucking hope you did! I didn't even want to eat in that shitbox restaurant!
Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.
Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!