toilet

People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.

I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.

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Canada

A country that serves poop, pee, and diarrhea platters to its patrons. Avoid the restaurants at all costs. Its Executive Prime Minister likes to hit birds all the time and gets nothing accomplished in his 50-year terms. Its citizens run around screaming all the time and they are so intellectually capable they can recite the entire works of Shakespeare while riding a unicycle underwater. Its Executivs Prime Minister takes a liking to sexually abusing bats occasionally.

Canada is a place that only psychos and Tim Russert goes.

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gay

What phones should be because then they could reproduce. Please do not insult Britney Spears.

The bird was so gay it flew into a window and died.

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phone

An object that you can stick up leopards' noses and not die from the resulting attacks.

The phone is ringing off the hook, so Joe stuck it up Def Leppard's noses and they all thought it was a good idea to chop down cherry trees.

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