Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.

Now I’ve got blue balls all day!

Kummie

A name often used when someone isn’t happy with their own name. Often trying to grab attention by being alternative. The decision to choose this name is often made whilst on oil and wine.

What’s up with Tracey? That’s not Tracey, that’s Kummie!