Consuming The Media

A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".

Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"

Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"

Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"

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Harvey

A stupid smack head that stalks all the homeslices lol dab, he will also have most likely been touched in splashworld. A Harvey will suck off dogs for quavers

"Harvey, honestly - what a nonce."
"Did the police catch your 'Harvey'?"
"Oi Harvey get away from my dog's bollocks"
"Get in the bag, you strokey nonce"

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