You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as âHoly fuckâ, âHoly titsâ, âLike a bitchâ, and âOn the busâ. If there was a month where an Evan couldnât say âYemenâ at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.
Evan Stephani : Holy fuckin tits man Iâm buzzin like a bitch on the bus man, like a dick man
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A cliche/drawing of a cock, usually very detailed man. If you donât own a cock cliche then youâre gay. It can vary on which cock cliche you own, a dick cliche or a chicken cliche but the shorter term is cock cliche:()
Yo man thatâs a very detailed cock cliché on your wall there man.
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When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.
My dad decided to start cock coptering and took flight. I have never seen him again.
A Dick Dangler is a man who has a long dick and lets it hang out of his shorts and sometimes dangles it in front of other people. Sometimes used to express ones anger for another person
Trende quit being a dick dangler itâs so skinny like a noodle.
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A team of guys that tag team one unlucky dyke and stretch her asshole out like a relay race.
Tom and his friends were anal athletes
A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.
The Cock Dock was full during 3rd hour
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A large get together where people will fondle each otherâs testicles and cock, when one cums theyâre out and you see who lasts the longest.
Nathan and his friends had a huge grundle garage in the basement last night.
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