borrelli

Probably a total dork—but with a big heart

Can't believe you actually stopped to help me clean all of this up—classic borrelli move.

hillary clinton

When you make a decision that seems good at the time, but then later it bites you in the ass.
Variations: Hillary, HRC, Rodham (the latter said with pretentious British accent)
Or, past-tense: Hillary'd, HRC'd, Rodham'd

1. Wow, eating that quesadilla for breakfast with El Chapo was probably the most HRC thing I've ever done. Now I've got the shits and this prison cell is tiny.

2. It was nice letting the car warm up in the garage, but I came out of a coma a week later from Carbon Monoxide poisoning and am bankrupt from my medical bills. I should've voted for universal healthcare. I guess I really Hillary Clinton'd this one.

3. It's so *Rodham* to support spontaneous international military action.

4. I probably could've saved my family from the house fire, but I HRC'd out of there as fast as I could.

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