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Google Talk

Google's Messenger Program. A fresh change from the bloated MSN Messenger, if you just want to talk.

Another step in Google's quest for World Domination completed.

by Bas August 24, 2005

27πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


White Hole

The direct opposite of a black hole. Whereas a black hole always sucks up matter, white holes always spew out matter. Just like wormholes, they're mathematically possible, but they don't exist in the real universe. At least, not in the dimensions we can perceive... Bwuhahahaha! *Twilight Zone music kicks in*

White Holes are the exact opposite of black holes.

by Bas March 7, 2005

53πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


ipod nano

iPod nano = waste of money. $199 for a 2GB player? Or $179 for a 4GB Zen Micro? Or pay a premium $250 for an iriver H10 that has 150% more space and a nice design as well?
I know which one I'd pick. Hint: it isn't the Apple product. God, I hate Apple, and the arrogant bastards that own the iPod. You know your product isn't very good when one of the major arguments for iPod's greatness is that it's expensive.

Most conversations with iPod fanboys go like this:
Person 1: "Check this out! I bought an iPod Nano! I'm soooo cool!!!!11!'
Person 2: "You moron, there's cheaper, and higher quality players out there."
Person 1: "You're just jealous because you can't afford one! Nanananananana!"
*a piano falls on person 1's head*

by Bas September 8, 2005

88πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


Urban climbing

Climbing (usually tall) buildings, without a safety harness. Extremely dangerous, since falling from great heights isn't good for your health.

Look at that guy climbing that huge building! Urban climbing looks really dangerous.

by Bas September 6, 2005


Newsflash

A word commonly used to point out the obvious.

Newsflash: Getting shot hurts!

by Bas May 24, 2005

274πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Double B-Unit

It's a crew of frontman Bas Bastiaans. It's the most dangerous crew/gang in The Netherlands....

Stop this shit or we're gonna double b your Ass

by Bas May 28, 2004

23πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Harley Davidson

All American motorcycle company. While the models of the 70's lacked quality, giving them a bad name, the company came under new management in 1981, and quality dramatically improved over the last two decades. Harley's are all about customization.

Instead of directly competing with their high speed Japanese rivals, HD exploits the retro style of the motorcycles to sell them. And if you take into consideration that even though Japanese bikes go approximately 50000000 times faster then a Harley, most roads have speed limits. This means that it doesn't matter a damn thing that your Honda or Yamaha can do 700000 mp/h, since you're only allowed to go 90, a speed no Harley has trouble reaching as well.

One thing that is a valid argument against Harley: the official Harley merchandise is ridiculously overpriced. A couple of hundred dollars for an official SD-card mp3 player? No memory card included? No thanks. However, if you're a millionaire, this shouldn't stop you from buying one of these bikes.

Well known models include the Fat Boy, Road King and V-Rod.

Alas, other Harley Davidson definitions still presume we live in the 70's. We don't. Welcome to the 21st century, where Harley's are good quality motorcycles again.

by Bas August 22, 2005

183πŸ‘ 244πŸ‘Ž