A complete buffoon and a huge idiot incapable of even the most basic thing
Finally I have half life gordon freeman x gman is real
Gordon: THE HALF LIFE IS REALLL
alyx: gordon please you've been saying that for 4 hours
The suit guy from the half life
With the suitcase who is in the flesh
Person 1: I wanna fuck gman
Person 2: what
Person 1: I want to have sex with gman half life
Gordon freeman is the scientist you play as and kill the combine the aliens to become the half life
And find the half life
Because the half life is real
Kleiner: Great scott gordon freeman
Gordon: Shut the fuck up