slubberdegullion

A dirty rascal

Yo your a slubberdegullion

Cattywampus

Definition - askew, awry, kitty-corner. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “savage, destructive.” In other words ur mom

Emo kid: Yo mom your a cattywampus
Mom: yo emo your a Sattle goose

Cow

A spiritual animal which will save your life because they are absolutely amazing and are the best most beautiful animal In the world

Person 1: I like cows
Cow: mooooo