yarg

I believe it to be some kind of drink. This is heard in the completely fictional song featuring the line 'yo ho ho and a bottle of yarg.' sung in a foney pirate voice unlike the rest of the song. Origins unknown.

Also yargity: a word with no purpose or meaning. Shouted randomly, or possibly the name of computer characters for which the player chooses a name. EG. Yargity (Barbarian) was killed by Fallen Shaman.

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noddy

more preferably known as Jack or Basil/Bazza. Get the hint? Call me noddy and there will be extreme pain heading your way. From basil.

eg. How r ya doin 2day noddy?
*basil punches first speaker in face*

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tuft

An irregular patch of hair growth.

What is up with my frizzy tuft....That baby has such a cute tuft....He has a rooster tuft...

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fadorkin

1. A greeting. Called out in a high pitched voice similar to that used in Worms games.

2. A warcry. Shouted in the same high pitched tones. Not scary at all to the enemy, but often used as an understatement to lull them into a false sense of security (called out gently before launching a huge missile, for example.) This use also originates from the Worms default voice.

1. Hello. Fadorkin!
2. Fadorkin! (BOOM)

One note - do not try to replicate this word, because you will invariably make a fool of yourself. I am the only one with power over this expression. Some may come close, but none can use this word correctly. There is a third use, but I am not telling it to you, arsehole.

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Cuntlicker

A Person who licks cunt all day

I licked my moms cunt during school

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Shat

When someone needs to makea stinky or has, unfortunately...

OMG he's shat himself... I need to take a shat...

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anaconda

A very large snake. Posesses fangs, no poison i think. Will try to swallow prey whole, not constrict. There is a simple plan of action for if you are attacked by an anaconda.

Lie down on your back, with your arms by your sides and your legs together. The snake will crawl over you, checking you out. Do not panic. The snake will then try to swallow you. It will dislocate its jaw, and start to swallow you feet first - always feet first. Allow it to take you in its mouth up to your knees, this will take some time. When the snake reaches your knees, slowly pull out a long, sharp knife and isnert it between your knees and the anaconda's top jaw. Slide the knife away from you with force, hence removing the anaconda's head. The anaconda will then die, and you will be able to safely remove your shins and feet, and leave unscathed. You will not, however, be able to carry away the dead anaconda. It is simply too big.
So, now you know how, you will be able to protect yourself from anaconda attacks in any place you find them.

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